| Who can take a reference, |
| Wrap it in a lie, |
| Cover it with double-talk |
| Until you’re bleary-eyed? |
 |
 The
Camping Man! |
| Oh,
the Camping Man can! |
| The
Camping Man can |
| ’Cuz
he mixes it with fluff |
| That
would make poison taste good! |
|
| Who can take the end-times, |
| Set another date, |
| Then just not apologize |
| When the next advent’s
late? |
|
| The
Camping Man! |
| Oh,
the Camping Man can! |
| The
Camping Man can |
| ’Cuz
he he talks around in circles |
| To
hide all his falsehoods! |
|
|
| The
Camping Man makes
Sound
so aw-ful-ly pernicious. |
| Talk
about being seditious — |
| If
you don’t like him you’re just “vicious!” |
|
| Who can take the chu-urch, |
| Sprinkle it with texts |
| That get his dupes
to leave it |
| ’Cuz they think that
it’s all wrecked? |
|
| The
Camping Man! |
| Oh,
the Camping Man can! |
| The
Camping Man can |
| ’Cuz
he wants to be the new pope |
| And
he would if he could! |
|
